That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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