You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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