either way he was missing a nipple.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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