just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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