belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
he just fucked me for my cheese..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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