You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
