weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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