Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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