we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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