if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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