We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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