omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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