After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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