Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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