You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
