That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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