Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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