I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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