hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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