you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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