sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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