hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
