Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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