I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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