I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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