Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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