i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
3pm strippers are depressing
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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