On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
