ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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