I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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