Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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