I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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