he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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