My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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