Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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