Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
is it fun? or sober?
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