Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
