i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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