No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm too high and old for this...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
