We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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