you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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