Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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