put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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