I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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