I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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