I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
