my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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