We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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