Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
