ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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