C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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