Your mouth is God's brothel.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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