yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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