I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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